You know who I hate more than people that make you wait five minutes behind them while they order their ridiculously floozy, long-winded, shmancy-fancy drink at Starbucks? I hate ridiculously photogenic people. I hate them because I want to be them. I, for one, can’t seem to look even remotely decent when I doll myself up and KNOW that a picture is being taken. For some reason, I’m SOL when it comes to that. That’s exactly why I have that option to filter out the photos I’m tagged in BEFORE they show up on my wall. These people though, don’t need that option because they were blessed with ridiculous amounts of photogenic…ness. Like, these people are getting hit in the face, crawling through mud, running marathons all while looking like a supermodel. I can’t even take a picture standing without looking like a fool.

1. “Oh, is that barbed wire? More like badass props for my photoshoot of my rockin’ bod.”

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via reddit u / LowPEZ

2. “I’m so good at MMA fighting that I look good doing it.”

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via Vivas

3. This one’s always prepared for a camera, even during a triple jump.

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4. “What massive eagle on my hand?”

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via Malconha